The Orient's Best.

Well... Sleepless on this night as Clarisse is leaving in less than 10 hours. It's our 3rd time apart for more than half a day since we've met.

First time is the APEC-TIC conference in Taiwan. Second time is her holiday home last Nov. This is the third, and it's prob the longest yet, about 13 days in total. T-T

Anyways, to keep the mood light, I'm gonna post some lighthearted stuff.

Props to Xiao Wei, one of Clarisse's buds. He's one of da most capable peeps I've met, he's my age, and Grad with a degree from Tsinghua (prob the top uni in China) and a PhD in Real Estate from NUS. And you might recall that he's my age, born in 84.

Anyways, these are mostly from the internet, and some are his own photographs.

Here goes nothing:

Doing that thing you do.

Does it sell Audio, Vidio, or chains?

Ouch.

Was Yoda Chinese?

The bane of ignorance towards glaring typos.

For that unexpected flight.

The counterparts of the Incredibles.

Translates back to chinese as:
little female lamb takes a shower in the clubhouse.

Frustration resulting from failure to properly translate one word?

Sounds...sleazy...

Need I say more?

Restaurants are his good pals ya know.

The beauty of simplicity.
Laughed my head off on this.

The water top park.

That thing you do, part 2.

Woah.
Impotency drug research is a really big thing it seems.

Schizo sign.

Check out the ling eagle, he's ready to rock.

Please follow instructions to ensure breakdown.

It's cool to develop restaurants, yo!

When did retail become management?

Rendezvous point.

A super-pro all-in-one school.

Sounds like Silent Hill. Creepy.

How on earth does the name translate to LTWFRANE??
There isn't even any semblence!!

Say hello to your new companions.

No wonder they were questioning Chinese Human Rights...
*mourns*

Well. It appears that Male service is in groups or something.

Fires must be clothed!

Supercars which can sail.

This is easily the champion hands down.
Over-reliance of MS Word Auto-translate to the max.

Well.

Loud is a new verb.
Do not loud please.

They really want you to fall gracefully.

And it is very, very important to do it carefully.

This one makes you go "huh?"

Before you finally realise it's real-life science fiction!!
It's ALIIIVVEE!!!
*Mwaahahahhaahaha*

And close off with a little junk from his archives.

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The most pro of all. I bow to him.